Comic #2695: 2012-10-02

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Panel 1:

• Text: "OUR PLANET IS RUNNING OUT OF SHALLOW PLATITUDES. IF WE RUN OUT, WE WILL DIE. AND IF WE DIE, WE WILL TAKE YOU WITH US."

Panel 2:

• Text: "WE WILL RETURN EVERY 125 MILLION SECONDS FOR HARVEST. BUT BE AWARE… EVERY CYCLE… OUR HUNGER GROWS."

Panel 3:

• Left character: "HONEY, EXPLAIN TO HIM HOW THE ELECTION CYCLE ACTUALLY WORKS."
• Right character: "I WANT TO START WITH SOMETHING BELIEVABLE?"