Comic #3789: designer-babies

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Panel 1:
"I'm glad we live in the era after humanity realized 'designer babies' were not only ethical, but necessary."

Panel 2:
"Of course, there's still plenty of diversity."

Panel 3:
"My parents are mathematicians, so they made sure I had great analytical ability."

Panel 4:
"My friend Sandy's parents are psychiatrists, and wanted her to have great empathy."

Panel 5:
"Hey, what are your parents?"

Panel 6:
"Marine zoologists. They study aspidocotton rotidans."

Panel 7:
"So…"

Panel 8:
"In stressful situations, I forcefully eject my viscera from my anus."

Panel 9:
"So thaaaat's what happened at the piano recital."

Panel 10:
"And you'll note the lack of shark attacks."

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