Comic #5639: commandments

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Panel 1: Caption on a mountain top: "Behold! God has sent ten commandments!"

Panel 2: First character: "Nothing about consent?" Second character: "No rules against slavery?" Third character: "You got anything in there about genocide?" Fourth character: "Kinda!"

Panel 3: First character: "It's not in this documentation, but some of the other books list the groups that must be obliterated." Second character: "We're gonna go back to worshiping a magical golden calf." Third character: "That calf talks a lot of sense."

Panel 4: First character: "Now then, where was I? Ah, yes, I want you to see this chart on the value of de-worming to improve health outcomes in third world countries, which…"

Panel 5: Caption below: "Shortly…" First character: "Repent! Repent!" (Visual of a burning golden calf in the background)

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