Comic #3019: 2013-08-23

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Here’s the transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character on the left: "Oh God are you eating your own leg? What the hell happened?!"
• Character on the right: "You indirectly trained me to play video games whenever you were away and then you went on a two month business trip!"
• Character on the right (continued): "WHERE ARE THE CATS?!"

Panel 2: Title: "THINGS THAT QUALIFY AS FOOD" Graph:

• X-axis: "LENGTH OF TIME SPOUSE IS GONE"
• Y-axis: A line graph that increases over time, indicating a rise in things that qualify as food.