Comic #4590: death

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Panel 1
Text: I have an irrational fear of death.
Character 1: I’m sorry.

Panel 2
Character 2: HA! It’s funny when you think about it. Like, intellectually I know humans don’t ever actually die. It’s just a thing made up by parents to scare kids.
Character 1: But, still.

Panel 3
Character 1: You mean like an afterlife?
Character 2: Huh?

Panel 4
Character 2: No, like parents tell their kids they’ll die one day, you know, to get them to eat healthy food. But it’s not real.

Panel 5
Character 1: …right?
Character 2: Right?
Character 1: Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah.

Panel 6
Character 2: This has been a test to see if you’re always honest with me.
Character 1: Aw come on!

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