Comic #4591: kids-2
Description
Here's the transcription of the comic:
Title: Written by Zach Weinersmith, Art by Abby Howard
Panel 1:
- Character 1 (Dad): "Dad, what's life like after you have kids?"
- Character 2: "It's not that different."
- Character 3: "The only weird part is that all this stuff that used to be meant for sex is now for kids."
Panel 2:
- Character 1: "Genitals? For making babies. Boobs? For feeding babies."
- Character 2: "Vibrating objects? Kid's toys. Santa costumes? Now just for Christmas."
- Character 3: "Werewolf outfits? Now just for Halloween."
Panel 3:
- Character 1: "Paddles? Now for playing ping-pong."
- Character 2: "Chains? For toy necklaces."
- Character 3: "Fire? For birthday cake."
Panel 4:
- Character 1: "Toy submarines? Now just used as toy submarines."
- Character 2: "Full body pony suits? Now just…"
- Character 3: "ENOUGH!!"
Panel 5:
- Character 1: "Did you decide not to have kids?"
- Character 2: "No, I'm going to burn all my old toy submarines!"
Panel 6:
- Character 3: "You won't find them."