Comic #6956: hatero

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "HOLY SHIT. HATEROSEXUAL, HETEROSEXUAL, HITERSEXUAL, HETEROSEXUAL, HETERSEXUAL: LIKES HATERS, LIKES OPPOSITE SEX, LIKES HIT SONGS, LIKES HOTNESS, LIKES HUTS."
• Character 2 (off-panel): "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "TAKE ANY SEXUAL ORIENTATION CATEGORY, CHANGE THE FIRST VOWEL, AND YOU GET A NEW SEXUAL ORIENTATION CATEGORY."
• Character 1: "PANSEXUAL, PENSEXUAL, PINSEXUAL, PONSEXUAL, PUNSEXUAL OHMYGOD"

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "HAMOSEXUAL, HEMOSEXUAL, HIMOSEXUAL, HOMOSEXUAL, HUMOSEXUAL WHAT IS HAPPENING!"

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "TWANK, TWENK, TWINK, TWONK, TWUNK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN BUT THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY SEX WORDS."
• Character 2: "AAAAAAAAA!"

Panel 5:

• Character 1: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"