Comic #3647: attention-bankruptcy

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Panel 1:
Woman 1: "AND THEN MY BOSS SAYS 'WELL I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PUT IT UP ON THE WHITEBOARD,' BUT LIKE—"
Woman 2: "OH GOD. I'M SORRY."

Panel 2:
Woman 2: "I HAVE TO FILE FOR ATTENTION BANKRUPTCY."

Panel 3:
Woman 2: "I THOUGHT I HAD ENOUGH ATTENTION TO LAST THROUGH THIS CONVERSATION, BUT IT'S BEEN LONGER AND MORE BORING THAN I ANTICIPATED."
Woman 1: (listening)

Panel 4:
Woman 2: "AS I AM NO LONGER ABLE TO PAY YOU ATTENTION, I WILL HAVE TO RESTRUCTURE THIS CONVERSATION SO THAT I PAY SMALLER AMOUNTS OF ATTENTION TO YOU OVER A LONGER PERIOD OF TIME."
Woman 1: (listening)

Panel 5:
Woman 1: "SO, YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK AT YOUR PHONE WHILE WE TALK?"
Woman 2: "UGH, I HOPE THIS DOESN'T TANK MY FRIENDSHIP RATING."

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