Comic #3129: 2013-12-11
Description
Here's the transcription of the text from the comic:
Panel 1:
- Character 1: "DO I REALLY KNOW YOU, JOHN?"
- Character 2: "I DON'T KNOW."
Panel 2:
- Character 3: "WE ALL WEAR MASKS."
- Character 4: "EVEN TO OURSELVES—"
- Sound effect: "BAHAHAHA!"
Panel 3:
- Character 5: "AHAHAHAHAHA!"
- Character 5: "SORRY, SORRY HA, SORRY. I'M SURE THIS IS SUPER ROMANTIC, BUT COME ON!"
Panel 4:
- Character 6: "WHAT 14-YEAR-OLD SECRETS ARE YOU HIDING? HUH?! THAT YOU CAN'T GROW A PROPER MUSTACHE? BAHAHAHAHA!"
Panel 5:
- Character 2: "SORRY, THAT WAS MEAN, BUT 'COME ON.' WHAT MASK ARE YOU WEARING? IS IT THE BATMAN MASK YOU USED THREE YEARS AGO AT HALLOWEEN?? BAHHAHAHAHAHA."
Panel 6:
- Character 3: "STOP IT! STOP! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS?!"
Bottom text:
- "I CAN'T WAIT TO BE A DAD."