Comic #2171: 2011-04-24

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Top Panel:

• Graph Title: Difficulty of Beard Removal
• X-Axis: Beard Length (from 1mm to 10^4 mm)
• Y-Axis: Difficulty of Beard Removal

Middle Panel:

1. Person 1: "I’m sorry. It doesn’t make sense to shave any more? See Figure 2."

2. Person 2: "I accidentally passed through the 'itchy peak' while you were away…"

3. Person 1: "Now it’s too late."

Bottom Panel:

1. Person 1: "Some things in life can’t be undone. This is among them. I’m sorry, my love…"

2. Person 2: "You will never see my face again or I could leave you."

3. Final Panel:

   • Person 1: "Love is bullshit." (looking in the mirror, shaving)

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