Comic #2170: 2011-04-23
Description
Here’s a detailed transcription of the comic's text:
Panel 1
- Text: "Dear Human, You are a tiny speck dwarfed by even the tiniest objects in the universe. Sincerely, The Universe"
- Character reaction: "Well, that’s sad."
Panel 2
- Text: "Dear Human! Your sightedness at best can never truly mediate the prophecies toward eventual reaching of… Sincerely, Causality"
- Character reaction: "That’s good."
Panel 3
- Text: "Dear human, Causality is LYING! Also not lying. Also a misunderstanding of being and time. Sincerely, Quantum Mechanics"
- Character reaction: "Okay…"
Panel 4
- Text: "Dear Human… LOVE means if you get me that two person ‘n’ that would really make me…"
- Character reaction: "Ooh!"
Panel 5
- Text: "Dear human, EXISTENCE IS VOID OF MEANING! Sincerely, Nihilism"
- Character reaction: "I’m gonna end it all."
Panel 6
- Text: "DEAR HUMAN, NO YOU AREN’T. Sincerely, EVOLUTION"
- Character reaction: "Okay! Then I’ll descend into hedonism!"
Panel 7
- Text: "Dear human, We can't afford to. Sincerely, Economists"
Panel 8
- Text (from a new character): "Dear classy, I’m writing to me confused about what I’m doing…"
Panel 9
- Text: "Dear Human, Welcome to the Club. Sincerely, God"
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