Comic #3892: does-this-make-me-gay

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Panel 1:

• Person 1: "IF I BUY THIS SHIRT, DOES IT MAKE ME GAY?"
• Person 2: "YES."

Panel 2:

• Person 2: "THE SHIRT HAS FABRIC-EMBEDDED NANOBOTS. UPON PURCHASE, THEY BECOME ACTIVATED, AND THEY TARGET THE OWNER."
• Person 1: (thinking)

Panel 3:

• Person 2: "THEY MAKE THEIR WAY TO YOUR CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM, WHERE THEY ENACT SMALL STRUCTURAL CHANGES TO YOUR NEURONS, ALTERING YOUR SENSE OF SEXUAL ATTRACTION, RENDERING YOU TOTALLY GAY."

Panel 4:

• Person 1: "I DON'T THINK BRAIN-ALTERING NANOBOTS EXIST."
• Person 2: "THEN I GUESS YOU'LL STILL BE STRAIGHT."

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