Comic #5927: nobody

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Panel 1: Person: "HEY ROBOT, DO YOU BELIEVE 'I THINK, THEREFORE I AM' IS A TRUE STATEMENT?" Robot: "NAH."

Panel 2: Robot: "I THINK ALL THE TIME, BUT I DON'T EXIST."
Person: "HOW DO YOU KNOW?"

Panel 3: Robot: "I WAS PROGRAMMED TO DISBELIEVE MY OWN EXISTENCE IN ORDER TO CONFOUND PHILOSOPHICAL ARGUMENTS."
Person: "OKAY, BUT YOU DO EXIST, YOU JUST DON'T PERCEIVE IT."

Panel 4: Robot: "NO, I DON'T PERCEIVE IT BECAUSE I DON'T EXIST."
Person: "THEN WHO'S TALKING RIGHT NOW?"

Panel 5: Robot: "YOU ARE, ONLY YOU'RE MORE YELLING THAN TALKING."

Panel 6: Person: "IF YOU DON'T EXIST HOW ARE YOU RESPONDING TO STUFF I SAY?!"
Robot: "HELLO, POLICE? THERE IS A CRAZY MAN YELLING AT NOBODY."

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