Comic #5703: pareto

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Panel 1: Text at the top: "I'VE DONE IT."

Panel 2: Character says: "I'VE REACHED TOTAL PARETO-DISMALITY. EVERYTHING IS AS BAD AS IT CAN CONCEIVABLY BE. ANY ACTION I TAKE WILL MAKE THINGS NO WORSE."

Panel 3: Character continues: "I COULD SIT ON THIS COUCH MOTIONLESS FOR A WEEK, DRINKING CHEAP VODKA AND WATCHING CARTOONS AND I WOULD EITHER BE BETTER OFF OR THE SAME!"

Panel 4: Character concludes: "GOD, LIFE IS WONDERFUL."

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