Comic #5702: surprise-2

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Sure! Here’s the transcription of the comic panels:

Panel 1:
Person 1: "ONE DAY NEXT WEEK I AM GOING TO SURPRISE YOU WITH SEX."
Person 2: "THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE."

Panel 2:
Person 1: "IT CAN’T BE SATURDAY NEXT WEEK BECAUSE BY MIDNIGHT FRIDAY I’LL KNOW IT’S COMING SATURDAY."

Panel 3:
Person 2: "HAVING ELIMINATED SATURDAY, I KNOW IT CAN’T BE FRIDAY BECAUSE I’D KNOW IT WAS COMING ON MIDNIGHT THURSDAY."

Panel 4:
Person 2: "IT FOLLOWS THAT YOU CANNOT SURPRISE ME WITH SEX! YOUR LOGIC DESTROYS ITSELF!"

Panel 5:
Text: "THE FOLLOWING SATURDAY…"

Panel 6:
Person 2 (looking at her phone): "I’M DOING YOUR BEST FRIEND."

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