Comic #2638: 2012-08-06
Description
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Panel Descriptions:
- Panel 1: A character with a large nose is laughing with another person, who is amused. The background features light colors, suggesting a casual setting.
- Text: "HA HA HA!"
- Panel 2: A close-up of another character with a serious expression, talking about a nose.
- Text: "Your nose is on its way to an undisclosed bunker in Mongolia."
- Panel 3: The same character continues with a quirky tone, explaining the difficulty in navigating to the bunker.
- Text: "Even if you can bribe a local official to show you the way, you must still beat a path through the forests and mountain trails."
- Panel 4: A humorous take on espionage; two characters are depicted, one with a sly expression.
- Text: "My spies lurk in every shadow and beam of light. Eluding them is not a possibility. Of course, you could tell your way there, but you don't look like you've got the stone cold brass balls to kill that many strangers, little man."
- Panel 5: A character appears agitated, their expression exaggerated.
- Text: "And if you somehow manage to cut a trail of blood from here to Bayankhongor, you'll still have to navigate a maze of Comic Mirrors and traps devised by ex-vowel-receiving Westerners."
- Panel 6: A cartoonish representation of a “precious nose” trapped.
- Text: "There, in a sphere made of hyperdiamond coated in nitrogen triiodide and mutated smallpox, is YOUR precious nose."
- Panel 7: The character reacts in shock.
- Text: "So, what do you have to say for yourself?"
- Panel 8: Another character is panicking.
- Text: "NOOOOOO!"
- Panel 9: Laughter erupts again among the characters.
- Text: "HA HA HA HA HA!"
- Panel 10: A character expresses frustration.
- Text: "You guys are weird."
- Panel 11: A humorous conclusion; a character is explaining the situation.
- Text: "You're just mad because your nose is trapped in my undersea electro-vortex."
End of Comic Description
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