Comic #2637: 2012-08-05

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Panel 1: Person 1: "HOW CAN YOU BE ANTI-GAY WHEN THE UNIVERSE IS HELD TOGETHER BY THE GAY FORCE?"

Panel 2: Person 2: "WHAT? THERE'S NO 'GAY FORCE.'" Person 1: "UH… IT'S CALLED GRAVITY."

Panel 3: Person 1: "THINK ABOUT IT. IT'S A FORCE OF ATTRACTION WHERE LIKE ATTRACTS LIKE."

Panel 4: Person 1: "IT'S A FORCE WITH ONLY…"

Panel 5: Person 1: "…A LOT OF THE MOST ATTRACTIVE USERS ARE FLAMING." Person 2: "HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THE MAGNITUDE OF THAT CURVATURE."

Panel 6: Person 1: "LET'S GET CUTE TURBES GOING RIGHT NOW."

Panel 7: Person 1: "HECK, 'GAY' IS EVEN IN ITS NAME. G-R-A-V-I-T-Y."

Panel 8: Person 2: "OH MY GOD… YOU'RE RIGHT."

Panel 9: Later… Person 1: "HOW'D IT GO?" Person 2: "CHECK THE NEWS."

Panel 10: [Headline] Newsness.com "ANTI-GAY FACTIONS ALL GO TO SPACE." [Quote] “UP HERE WE ONLY ALLOW ELECTRO-MAGNETISM!"