Comic #5955: space-5

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Title: Bad Arguments for Having Sex in Space:

Panel 1:

• Romantic Weekend Getaways!
• "As soon as we both stop puking from motion sickness, I'm gonna rock your BLURRGGHHHHH!"

Panel 2:

• Crazy New Positions!
• "You're supposed to be the propeller on the sex helicopter! Like in the book!"
• "I'm trying but conservation of angular momentum keeps spinning you up in the opposite direction!"
• "So that's what all the burning is."

Panel 3:

• Unearthly Ambience!
• "The view is nice but why does it smell like poop?"
• "Due to the poop. Poop floats. It's like a fishbowl in here."

Panel 4:

• "That was awkward and humiliating."
• "Microgravity is to blame!"

Panel 5:

• The one good argument for having sex in space:

(Note: The last panel's content is not displayed.)