Comic #5372: simile

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Title: Conversation Pro-Tip: Similes sound classier than metaphors

1. Panel 1 (Not Classy):
   • Text: "THAT GUY’S A DICK."
2. Panel 2 (Super Classy):
   • Text: "THAT GUY IS LIKE A DICK."
3. Panel 3 (Not Classy):
   • Text: "MY LIFE IS SHIT."
4. Panel 4 (Incredibly Classy):
   • Text: "I LIVE ALIKE SHIT."
5. Panel 5 (Not Classy):
   • Text: "TODAY IS BALLS."
6. Panel 6 (The Tone of a Gentleman):
   • Text: "TODAY IS SUCH AS BALLS ARE."

This comic humorously contrasts straightforward language with more elaborate, "classy" alternatives.