Comic #3251: 2014-04-12

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Panel 1: ZORNAX RETURNS! ZORNAX KILL ENEMIES, ENSLAVE CHILDREN, BURN LANDS, AND TAKE TREASURES! ALL PRAISE TO ZORNAX!

Panel 2: Ah, gee Zornax… when did you start your latest voyage? TEN YEARS AGO. WHY?

Panel 3: Well, while you were gone, there was a social enlightenment. We now empathize with neighboring nations. WHAT?!

Panel 4: ZORNAX IS CULTURE HERO! ZORNAX EMBODY LOCAL CULTURAL NORMS, AND THEN PROMOTE NORMS WITH SWORD!

Panel 5: What Zornax good for if fighting not allowed?

Panel 6: Oh, actually, fighting is still allowed; you just have to do it for the right reasons.

Panel 7: Go on.

Panel 8: ZORNAX COME BEARING DEMOCRACY!

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