Comic #3250: 2014-04-11

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Here is the transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "OH MY GOD!"
• Character 2: "WHAT?"

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "THIS DRINK IS CHEMICAL FREE!"
• Character 1: "THIS CYLINDER CONTAINS NO ORDINARY MATTER, AND YET WHATEVER IS INSIDE BEHAVES LIKE A LIQUID AND CAN BE METABOLIZED BY HUMANS!"

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE! SOME COMPANY HAS CONVINCED DARK MATTER, OR POSITRONIUM, OR PERHAPS THE FABRIC OF SPACETIME ITSELF TO COALESCE IN THIS BOTTLE, RIGHT IN THIS SUPERMARKET."

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "AND IT'S CHERRY-FLAVORED! AND IT'S ONLY 2.99! IT WOULD TAKE MORE THAN ALL THE ENERGY IN THE UNIVERSE TO MAKE THIS, AND IT'S ONLY 2.99!"

Panel 5:

• Character 2: "ARE YOU GONNA DO THIS ALL DAY?"
• Character 1: "OH MY GOD! THIS SODIUM CHLORIDE IS ORGANIC?!"

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