Comic #3249: 2014-04-10

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Panel 1:
Text on board: WELCOME TO SPEED DATE NIGHT!
Speaker (with brown hair and purple shirt): WELL, I WORK WITH TINY LITTLE BABIES! AND I JUST LOVE IT! AND I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, I DON'T BELIEVE IN BAD BABIES.

Panel 2:
Speaker (with orange pigtails and glasses): THAT'S REALLY SWEET.

Panel 3:
Speaker (smiling):
(Silent)

Panel 4:
(The speaker is holding a card, looking at it)
Text on the card:
SHAWNA
AGE: 26
LOC: BROOKLYN
JOB: EUGENICIST
Bio: (Text unclear)

Speaker (with orange pigtails and glasses):
(Smiling)