Comic #5419: cute

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Panel 1: Person 1: "For millennia, humanity has suffered from precious cute puppy eyes!"

Panel 2: Person 2: "Look at these! They reflect artificial selection, not the internal mood of the dog."

Panel 3: Person 2: "To fight back, I’ve created these brain-scanning eyebrows which actuate to reflect the dog’s mental state."

Panel 4: Person 1: "Huh."

Panel 5: Person 1: "Why’s he looking at my leg?"

Panel 6: Dog: "Oh for God’s sake."

(SMBC logo in the bottom right corner)