Comic #5418: coffee-4

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Here’s the transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "Coffee is proof that God loves us!"
• Character 2: "GOD?"

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "Ask yourself - why do you need coffee?"
• Character 2: "Because work is hard. Because I need motivation on a nearly constant basis. Because without it, there’s nothing to look forward to. Because sometimes I wake up from a full night’s sleep and feel tired, not from fatigue but from worry."

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "Know what else? Plants evolved caffeine to poison insects and other plants."
• Character 2: "Your life is poison and you fix it by drinking poison!"

Panel 5:

• Laughter: "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

This transcription reflects the dialogue and sound effects from the comic.