Comic #5417: machine-love

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Panel 1:
Robot: "CAN YOU TEACH ME TO LOVE?"
Human: "NO, MACHINE. LOVE IS NOT A PRODUCT OF PHYSICAL LAW. IT IS AN INHERENT ASPECT OF THE HUMAN BRAIN."

Panel 2:
Robot: "IS THAT ALL? JUST A SEC."

Panel 3:
Sound effect: "BING!"
Visual of a "BioReactor" cabinet opening, revealing items inside it.

Panel 4:
Sound effect: "schloop!"
Visual of something being taken out of the "BioReactor."

Panel 5:
Human: "SUDDENLY I WANT TO SEE THE GENITALIA OF EVERYONE WITH A GOOD PERSONALITY."
Robot: "THAT'S ONLY LIKE 90% OF LOVE!"