Comic #3438: 2014-10-16

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Panel 1: Character 1: "Earthlings! We come to apologize!"

Character 2: "For what?"

Panel 2: Character 1: "We come from planet Krypton. Long ago, we sent super-powerful babies into space, to destroy alien civilizations. We have realized the error of our ways, and have come to repair the damage."

Character 3: "Wait, oh, hold on. You mean Superman?"

Panel 3: Character 1: "I suppose he would call himself that. He's probably been seen as a tyrant for decades now."

Panel 4: Character 2: "He’s a good guy. He spends all his time fighting supervillains."

Character 3: "Yeah, like, power-mad evil people trying to blow up cities or take planets hostage or start wars on the moon. Superman really has his hands full."

Panel 5: Character 1: "I… on every other planet, the super-Kryptonian just takes over."

Panel 6: Character 1: "This planet was spared… due to the sheer quantity of sociopaths competing for domination."

Panel 7: Character 2: "It’ll be okay, Superman! You’re coming home now."

Panel 8: Character 1: "They're everywhere! Evil is everywhere! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Panel 9: Visual of a small spaceship.

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