Comic #3292: 2014-05-23

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Panel 1:

• Person 1: "HEY, YOU WANNA PLAY THE BAYESIAN DRINKING GAME?"
• Person 2: "WHAT'S THAT?"

Panel 2:

• Person 1: "YOU START WITH A THEORY OF HOW MUCH YOU SHOULD DRINK. THEN YOU DRINK THAT MUCH. THEN YOU UPDATE YOUR THEORY."
• (Text below this panel:) "SOON…"

Panel 3:

• Person 3: "HAVING TAKEN THREE DRANKS, I UPDATE MY THEORY TO FOUR DRANKS IS BETTER?"

Panel 4:

• News anchor: "AND SO…"
• News anchor: "IN LIGHTER NEWS, EVERYONE IN A DEPARTMENT OF STATISTICAL MODELING IS DEAD."

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