Comic #3293: 2014-05-24

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Speaker 1: "HEY, KID. YOU WANNA BUY THE HAT LINCOLN WORE AT THE BATTLE OF FORT DEARBORN?"
• Speaker 2: "SURE, MISTER!"
• Text: "WRONG!"

Panel 2:

• Speaker 1: "MISTER SUTTER?"
• Speaker 2: "THE BATTLE OF FORT DEARBORN HAPPENED IN THE WAR OF 1812. IN FACT, THE FORT WAS DECOMMISSIONED 23 YEARS BEFORE THE CIVIL WAR."

Panel 3:

• Speaker 1: "YOU FUCKED UP BILLY. YOU FUCKED UP, HARD."

Panel 4:

• Text: "LATER…"
• Speaker 1: "BILLY! HOW'D YOU GET AN F IN HISTORY?"
• Speaker 2: "YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME!"

Source: smbc-comics.com