Comic #5350: science-advisor

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Panel 1: Person 1: "WELCOME TO THE WRITERS' ROOM! YOU'LL BE THE SCIENCE CONSULTANT FOR EVERY LAST DETAIL."
Person 2: "GREAT! WHEN DO I SEE A SCRIPT?"
Person 3: "OH, YOU DON'T NEED TO READ ANYTHING."
Person 2: "WHAT?"

Panel 2: Person 3: "YOU JUST LISTEN TO OUR IDEAS AND THEN CRY WHENEVER APPROPRIATE."
Person 3: "THIS SCIENCEY-LOOKING BEAKER WILL CATCH ALL THE TEARS, WHICH WILL ALLOW US TO GAUGE IF WE'VE GOTTEN TOO FAR FROM A REALISTIC INTERPRETATION."

Panel 3: Person 4: "IF AT ANY TIME, THIS CONTAINER HAS MORE THAN A HALF-GALLON OF SCIENCE TEARS, WE'LL CONSIDER CHANGING A FEW PLOT POINTS."
Person 3: "THIS FLASK ONLY MEASURES LITERS, NOT GALLONS."

Panel 4: Person 2: "WHAT'S A LITER?"
Person 1: "…"

Panel 5: Person 3 (looking shocked): "…"

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