Comic #1009: 2008-01-09
Description
Panel 1:
- Background: A bar setting with a purple wall behind.
- Character 1 (left): A woman with brown hair in a short bob, wearing a purple shirt and a black vest, holds a green bottle.
- Speech bubble from Character 1: “I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT SEX WITH MY EX-HUSBAND.”
- Character 2 (right): A woman with long brown hair, wearing a blue shirt. She has a smirk and is looking at Character 1.
- Speech bubble from Character 2: “HERE’S WHAT YOU DO—NEXT TIME YOU THINK A SEXY THOUGHT, IMAGINE ROACHES CRAWLING ALL OVER YOUR SKIN.”
Panel 2:
- Background: Continues in the bar setting.
- Character 3 (left): A man with dark hair, wearing a green shirt, appears curious.
- Speech bubble from Character 3: “SO WHAT ARE THESE—”
- Character 4 (right): A man with long dark hair and sunglasses, holding a small bag, standing next to a box labeled “PETZ.”
- Speech bubble from Character 4: “JUST FILL THE BAG!”
End of comic transcription.