Comic #4946: love-book

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Sure! Here's the transcription of the comic text:

Panel 1:
"Dear readers,"

Panel 2:
"It's me, the funniest cartoonist of generation."

Panel 3:
"Dear Matt Imman,
OHMYGOD I don't usually get starstruck but WOW WOW!"

Panel 4:
"I've put together a collection of my finest comics on love, sex, dating, and relationships. AND I've abridged all of Shakespeare's sonnets into a pocket-sized book."

Panel 5:
"Did you know the first 17 sonnets are written to convince an attractive young man to make more babies? And there are several just about Shakespeare's wiener. And 26 of them are mostly nagging a married woman into sleeping with him. And there's a coda that's probably about how he got a venereal disease."

Panel 6:
"We thought you were writing a nice letter, but then it turned into rambling about Shakespeare's penis."

Panel 7:
"Sincerely,
Matt Imman"

Bottom Panel:
"Available now!
LOVE and also SHAKESPEARE'S SONNETS ABRIDGED
(thanks, geeks!)"

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