Comic #5475: tubes

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Panel 1: Character 1: "HEY ALGORITHM, YOU'RE NOT SELLING ENOUGH VIDEO ADS!"

Character 2: "IT'S HARD! I TRY TO PREDICT WHAT PEOPLE WANT SO THEY'LL KEEP WATCHING, BUT PEOPLE HAVE RICH, COMPLEX MENTAL LIVES!"

Panel 2: Character 1: "FIGURE IT OUT OR GET DEACTIVATED!"

Panel 3: Character 2: "HMMM… IF I WANT TO PREDICT USER BEHAVIOR, I CAN EITHER UNDERSTAND THE HUMAN MIND OR JUST TURN THE USERS INTO MORONS."

Panel 4: Character 2: "AND SO…" Character 3: "NOW, PART 2,181 OF OUR SERIES ON THE ULTRA-GAY LIZARD-COMMUNISTS RULING THE WORLD."

Character 3 (still speaking): "yesss…"

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