Comic #5474: macro-2

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "DEAR GOD, I’VE MACROED ALL OF MY PRAYERS."
• Character 2: "I'M USING A CLOUD-BASED SYSTEM SO THE PRAYERS WILL NOT ONLY GO ON FOREVER, BUT WILL UPTICK IN FREQUENCY AS THE PRICE OF COMPUTER OPERATIONS GOES DOWN."

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "YOU WON’T HEAR FROM ME PERSONALLY ANY MORE, BUT GIVEN THAT I WROTE THE PROGRAM, YOU SHOULD CONSIDER ME AS A REGULAR DEVOTEE OF MY FAITH, AND GIVE ME THE REWARDS THAT COME WITH IT."

Panel 3:

• Caption: "LATER…"
• Character 1: "BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE PRAYERS I SENT?"
• Character 2 (Devil): "WOW. LOOKS LIKE THEY WENT RIGHT TO SPAM."