Comic #5473: milk

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Here’s the transcription of the comic text:

Panel 1: Character 1 (Cow): "WHAT? HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?" Character 2 (Farmer): "SQUEEZING YOUR NIPPLES TO TAKE YOUR MILK."

Panel 2: Character 1 (Cow): "WHAT? WHY?" Character 2 (Farmer): "I'M GOING TO INOCULATE IT WITH BLUE MOLD, LET IT SIT OUT UNTIL IT SMELLS LIKE DEAD FEET, THEN SELL IT TO RICH YUPPIES."

Panel 3: Character 2 (Farmer): "SQUEEZE AWAY, FARMER. SQUEEZE AWAY."

This transcription captures the dialogue in the comic accurately.