Comic #2534: 2012-04-24

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Panel 1: Character 1: God, what is the meaning of life? God: What? God: Cheese. Think about it.

Panel 2: Character 1: To make a good cheese, first you need to evolve mold. If you want some herbs, you gotta evolve plants. Then you have to wait till you evolve pigs for rennet and dairy cattle for milk.

Panel 3: Character 1: Then you need to evolve beings with brains big enough to domesticate all these things, then bring the ingredients together in just the right way over a long period of time.

Panel 4: Character 1: But what about art, science, philosophy, religion… God: Oh, yeah, there were a lot of side benefits to the whole cheese thing.

Panel 5: Character 1: So my life has no point. I’m just a cheese byproduct. I’m whey.

Panel 6: God: Ahh…

Panel 7: Character 1: Are you eating cheese while answering my prayer? God: I’m sorry, but this Stilton is to die for.

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