Comic #1981: 2010-10-16

Description

Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1: Child (angrily): "DADDY! THERE'S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED!"

Panel 2: Adult: "HOW DARE YOU! FANTASY MONSTERS DON'T EXIST! THE REAL MONSTERS ARE HUMAN BEINGS LIKE YOU AND ME, WHO POLLUTE THE EARTH, SUPPRESS HUMAN RIGHTS, AND COMMIT GENOCIDE! YOUR JUVENILE FANTASY MOCKS A THOUSAND CENTURIES OF HUMAN SUFFERING!"

Panel 3: Adult: "GOOD. NIGHT."

Panel 4: (LATER) Adult: "CLOSE CALL THAT TIME." Adult: "JUST MOVE OUT AS SOON AS YOU GET A JOB, OKAY, HANK?"

Panel 5: (A creature under the bed holds a plate of food) Creature: (not directly quoted) Adult: (to the creature) "Just move out as soon as you get a job, okay, Hank?"