Comic #1980: 2010-10-15
Description
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Panel 1:
- Character 1: "What about this human female?"
- Character 2: "Nah. Her weight is more than two standard deviations above average."
Panel 2:
- Character 3: "What about that one?"
- Character 4: "Her shirt implies that she likes syncopated improvisational rhythmic noise made by plucking strings, whereas I prefer regular phrase structures in rhythmic air through a metal cone."
Panel 3:
- Character 1: "What about that one?"
- Character 2: "Her genetic lineage diverged from mine 7,000 years ago due to a brief geographical separation."
- Character 3: "Ooh! She looks nice."
Panel 4:
- Character 3: "Why?"
- Character 4: "During my formative years I had a red-haired babysitter whose left nipple I saw through a keyhole for 14 seconds."
Panel 5:
- Character 1: "Don't judge me! What metric do you guys use?"
- Character 2: "Longterm personality compatibility."
- Character 1: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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