Comic #4295: finals-nightmare

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Panel 1:
Person 1: "I have this dream where I have a test in five minutes and I haven't studied at all."

Panel 2:
Narration: "I walk into class, sweating and shaking."
Person 2: "Fortunately, it turns out the undergraduate college system has spent decades emphasizing grade point averages over subject mastery."
Person 3: "Please have a seat."

Panel 3:
Narration: "Professors have been converted from monastic scholars to purveyors of product, fearful of satisfying their customers."
Person 4: "If you had a bad testing experience, please please tell me before you talk to admin."

Panel 4:
Person 1: "So, despite my lack of effort or understanding, I pass the class."
Person 5: "I see you just drew kitties on every page. Is a C+ okay?"

Panel 5:
Person 1: "So, this isn't a nightmare, then?"
Person 2: "Not till I'm 40 or so, no."