Comic #2727: 2012-11-04

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ADVANCED SEX TECHNIQUE
THE CONSUMMATE LOVER

STEP 1: GO TO BATHROOM, SECRETLY PUT ON CONDOM.

STEP 2: RETURN, ASK PARTNER FOR CONDOM.

STEP 3: EAT ENTIRE THING*
*(DON'T EVER DO THIS.)

STEP 4: TENSE ENTIRE BODY.

STEP 5: DROP PANTS.
"HOCUS POCUS."

STEP 6: SHOCK AND AWE.
"YOU ATE IT THEN IT APPEARED ON YOUR PENIS?"
"IT'S CALLED FORESHADOWING BABY."

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