Comic #2756: 2012-12-03

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Here is the transcription of the comic text:

Panel 1:

• First speaker: "WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT THE MIRACLE OF CHRISTMAS IS?"
• Second speaker: "IT’S HOW NORMALLY UNDESIRABLE FOODS ARE MAGICALLY TRANSFORMED INTO DELICIOUSNESS."

Panel 2:

• First speaker (Not Christmas): "WHY DO THEY GIVE YOU PEPPERMINTS WITH RECEIPTS? DOES ANYONE LIKE THESE?"
• Second speaker (Christmas): "OOOH! CANDY CANES!"

Panel 3:

• First speaker (Not Christmas): "UGH. WHY DOES GRANDMA BUY DOLLAR STORE CHOCOLATE? IT TASTES LIKE WAX AND SADNESS."
• Second speaker (Christmas): "OH MAN! ANOTHER DAY ON THE ADVENT CALENDAR!"

Panel 4:

• First speaker (Not Christmas): "HOW'S ABOUT I MIX YOU UP A NICE COCKTAIL, THEN CRACK AN EGG IN IT?"
• Second speaker: "WHY WOULD I EVER… WHAT?"

Panel 5:

• First speaker (Not Christmas): "WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH JESUS?"
• Second speaker: "TURNING BUTTER AND RUM INTO TASTINESS IS PROOF OF TRANSUBSTANTIATION."

Panel 6:

• First speaker: "GOLD STAR, KIDDO. GOLD STAR."

This transcription provides the dialogue as presented in the comic.