Comic #4219: the-greatest-possible-superhero

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1: Character 1 (a woman): "HELP! HELP!"

Character 2 (a man in a mask): "STAND BACK! THIS IS A JOB FOR… THE UTILITARIAN!"

Panel 2: (The Utilitarian flies in with a burst: "BAM!")

Panel 3: Utilitarian: "I'VE DESTROYED HIS FRONTAL LOBE AND CAUTERIZED THE WOUND. HIS CONSCIOUSNESS IS DEAD, BUT THE REMAINDER OF HIS BRAIN WILL KEEP HIS ORGANS ALIVE WHILE I HARVEST THEM."

Panel 4: Utilitarian: "NOT ONLY HAVE I SAVED YOUR PURSE, I'VE SAVED AT LEAST SIX LIVES. TOTAL NET LIVES: FIVE."

Panel 5: Utilitarian: "PLUS 0.5 BECAUSE HE'S A CRIMINAL."

Panel 6: Character 1: "I'M NOT SURE I FOLLOW THE CALCULATION."

Utilitarian: "OH, SORRY. I'M USING A TECHNIQUE CALLED 'ADDITION.'"

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