Comic #6139: investor

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IDEA: LOCK 20 INVESTORS IN A SEALED CONTAINER IN ORDER TO CREATE MORE INTERESTING FINANCIAL HEADLINES

• Stock market down on investor worries
• Stock market wobbles as investors concerned about near future
• Stock market up as investors check room for exits
• Stock market wavers as investors’ air grows stale, carbonic
• Stock market sharply up as investors realize half as many living will survive twice as long
• Stock market wavers as last investor exits only to find self in new room with 19 other survivors
• Stock market down on investor worries

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