Comic #2981: 2013-07-16

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Character 1: Say, who’s on first?
Character 2: Henderson.
Character 1: That’s what I’m askin’ you!
Character 2: I’m sayin’, Henderson’s on first.
Character 1: Exactly.
Character 1: I don’t understand. Henderson. Henderson’s on first!
Character 2: Just tell me who’s on second.
Character 1: Mendoza.
Character 2: That’s what I’m askin’ you!
Character 1: I said who’s on second!?
Character 2: Mendoza.
Character 1: I just wanna know who’s on first!
Character 2: Juan Mendoza. His name is Juan Mendoza and he plays second base.
Character 1: What’s the matter, Costello? You’re scaring me.
Character 2: I’ll be fine if you tell me who’s on first!
Character 1: Of course, Henderson.
Character 1: P. Derek Henderson. He signed your bat last year. You were so happy, Henderson.
Character 1: That’s what I’m askin’ you.
Character 2: Can you please try to follow my finger with your eye?
Doctor: Cerebral hemorrhage. It… doesn’t look good.

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