Comic #4597: flawed

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Panel 1: Person: "DEAR LORD, WHY DID YOU MAKE HUMANS FLAWED?"

Panel 2: God: "OH. I DIDN'T. COMMON MISCONCEPTION."

Panel 3: God: "WE AREN'T FLAWED?" God: "NAH, YOU'RE FLAWED AS HELL. BUT, I DIDN'T MAKE YOU."

Panel 4: Person: "LONG AGO, I HAD A SERIOUS VICE. I WAS OBSESSED WITH ORDER AND BEAUTY. I BUILT THINGS."

Panel 5: Person: "BUT I BECAME SO AMBITIOUS IN MY PURSUIT THAT IT BECAME A SIN OF VAINGLORY."

Panel 6: Person: "WHEN I DIED, I WAS PUNISHED."

Panel 7: Person: "I MUST NOW HUSBAND A UNIVERSE THAT, AT ITS MOST FUNDAMENTAL, IS NONSENSICAL, BUT WHICH SOMEHOW PRODUCES LITTLE LIFE FORMS THAT INSIST TO ME THAT IT WAS CREATED IN A LOGICAL FASHION."

Panel 8: Person: "I WILL WATCH OVER THIS REALITY UNTIL IT COMES TO A COLD ENTROPIC END, ANTITHETICAL TO MY MOST HEARTFELT DESIRES. THEN, I WILL HAVE DONE MY PENANCE."

Panel 9: Person: "GOD IS DEAD."

Panel 10: Person: "SPECIFICALLY, I'M IN HELL."

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