Comic #6603: flatten

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

Character 1: Hey human! You know that thing you like?

Character 2: Yeah?

Panel 2:

Character 1: What if you changed it from a preference to a cornerstone of your identity, so that your purchasing behavior and media consumption habits became highly predictable?

Panel 3:

Character 2: Nice try! You’re trying to flatten out my personality so you can sell me stuff more easily!

Character 1: Shoot, you got me. I’m so sorry.

Panel 4:

Character 1: Would you like any of these 17 books about a more focused and mindful life?

Character 2: Why yes I—

Character 2 (continued): Son of a bitch.

This captures the dialogue and structure of the comic accurately.