Comic #5563: brain-2

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Panel 1: A doctor, who wears glasses and has short, dark hair, is seated at a desk on the left. He has a concerned expression while speaking to a man across from him. The doctor's office appears simple, with a window and some decorations on the wall. The man, depicted with a rounded face and medium-length hair, looks worried.

Text: Doctor: “The diagnosis isn’t great, Mr. Wiggins.”

Panel 2: The doctor continues speaking animatedly, pointing with one hand and holding a pen in the other. He appears more intense, emphasizing his speech. The man looks increasingly anxious.

Text: Doctor: “The problem is that a lot of parts of your stupid brain are dumb. They think dumb stuff. They see problems where opportunities exist, and they see great big opportunities where you will inevitably just embarrass yourself.”

Panel 3: The scene shifts slightly, focusing on both characters. The doctor remains serious, while the man is now sitting up straighter, looking slightly defensive.

Text: Doctor: “We can’t simply remove all the dipshit parts because the moronic neurons are evenly distributed throughout your numbnuts cranium.”

Panel 4: The man, now visibly frustrated, raises a hand in a gesture of desperation, suggesting a change of topic. The doctor appears unaffected by the outburst.

Text: Man: “Can we talk about my childhood or something?” Doctor: “I guess that sounds like a great big opportunity to you?”

Art Note: The comic features cartoonish, exaggerated expressions to convey emotion, with bold lines and flat colors typical of webcomics. The humor, while dark, plays on the absurdity of the conversation.