Comic #3072: 2013-10-15

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Panel 1: Person with glasses and a beard: "Before we agree to a second date, you should know I’ve mistaken my lack of sympathy for intelligence, my apathy for realism, and my profound narcissism for confidence."

Panel 2: Other person: "That’s okay. I’ve mistaken your brutal honesty for emotional maturity."

Panel 3: Person with glasses: "Would you like to spend the next six months slouching toward the realization that all that glittered was pyrite?" Other person: "Let’s shoot for three months."

Panel 4: Person with glasses on the phone: "HEY! Guess who has a girlfriend!"