Comic #3091: 2013-11-03
Description
Here’s the transcription of the comic text:
Panel 1:
- Green figure with a crown: "I CURSE YOU TO LIVE FOREVER!"
- Smaller character: "How's that a curse?"
Panel 2:
- Green figure: "Society will change and change and change and then one day you will cease to belong."
- Smaller character: "Yeah, BUT I'll be famous the whole time as the world's oldest man."
Panel 3:
- Green figure: "Your immortality will separate you from your mortal brethren."
- Smaller character: "Yeah, it'll make me better than them."
Panel 4:
- Green figure: "You will watch as your loved ones die."
- Smaller character: "I'll get over it. I have FOREVER."
Panel 5:
- Green figure: "You will have to watch endless remakes of beloved movies."
- Smaller character: "HAVE MERCY! HAVE MERCY!"
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