Comic #3090: 2013-11-02

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Panel 1: Character 1 (brown-skinned, smiling): "TAG! YOU’RE IT!"

Panel 2: Character 2 (red-haired, serious): "Fitness has no objective being. It exists only in the minds of those who accept the rules of the game, and 99.999998% of subjective observers do not accept your social construction."

Panel 3: Character 2 (frowning): "A similar percentage holds for your personal sense of justice, of beauty, of hope, of love."

Panel 4: Character 2 (angry): "You are a volcanic island in a deep sea—barren, shallow, alone, and temporary."

Panel 5: Character 1 (worried): "TAG. YOU'VE GOT ENNUI."

Panel 6: Character 2 (frightened): "NO TAGBACKS."

Background: Two silhouettes of children sitting together.

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