Comic #6814: digest

View Original Comic

Description

Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "DO YOU WANT SOME CHEESE?"
• Character 2: "OMYGOD I LOVE PRE-DIGESTED FOODS!"

Panel 2:

• Character 2 (continued): "WHAT?"
• Character 1: "MOST FOOD IS A SCAM. WHY WASTE MY PRECIOUS GASTRIC JUICES ON ANYTHING CRUNCHY OR TOUGH OR FIBROUS?"

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "NO, IT'S GOTTA BE A LIQUIDY BYPRODUCT OF BACTERIAL ENZYMES OR I AM RESTIN' THIS INTESTINE."

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "THAT'S JUST WEIRD—"
• Character 2: "I EXCLUSIVELY CONSUME ALCOHOL AND CHEESE."

Panel 5:

• Character 1 (continued): "AND YET…"

Let me know if you need anything else!